OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE
I think this turtle can cause world peace
I love this generation so much we went through shit like drug scares and eating disorders and being punks and emos and self harmers and depressed and suicidal and now now now you start to see all these flower crowns and pastels and it’s like we’re all slowly slowly healing and growing up and it’s s obeautiful we’re all taking selfies and coming into our own and we’re all scared but we’re all here for each other and we’re unlearning inter-community hate and we’re all just such nice girls and boys and everything else we’re stars and flowers and fae and sunshine and we care about the world and we are just s obeautiful and powerful and new
ok holy shit
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
well yeah
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’
by now I’m like 70% sure they just released Orlando, Kiera, and Johnny into the Caribbean and told them to pretend it was the 1700’s
incredible
You’re freaking kidding me
OH. MY. GOD
Nailed it.
you fucking didnt
things said in majority of movies:
- “I TRUSTED YOU!!”
- “she’s not just some girl!”
- “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
- “I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
- “but I love him!!”
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”“I knew your father. He was a good man.”
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Thats an entire movie right there
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.
The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.
One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.
okay but bisexual steve losing his virginity to captain jack harkness in the 40s
and then seeing him modern day and just turning BRIGHT PATRIOTIC RED and dropping whatever he’s holding
while jack gets over his confusion pretty fast and just like winks
do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you